Last month the largest Rolex store in the Southern Hemisphere opened in Sydney . . .

James and Ben Freeman watched cancer murder their Mum and Dad . . .  

“You have to do a COTY,” the boss screamed at me yesterday . . .

I bet you know some mediocre people . . .

Next December, Covid-19 permitting . . .

Hope you had a happy Xmas . . .

As you know the prices of prawns go up the closer it gets to Xmas . . .

Breakdancing is now an Olympic sport . . .

“So,” said the boss, “if you want to be here next year . . .   

Remember how it felt when you discovered there was no Santa Claus . . .

When you can’t get tyres ($780 each) for your McLaren . . .

What do you know about the Idiot Light . . .