Child’s Jaguar E-Type adorned in 95,000 hand-applied Swarovski Xirius cut crystals

Look, I don’t want to unduly worry you (well, any more than this column does every week) but I think all the signs are showing that the rapture, the end of the world and the apocalypse are pretty well on the way.

Nordschleife record lap

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John Connolly Motoring Columnist

John Connolly

600577 km

Distance driven

23000 +

Words written


Cars driven


Nurburgring lap time


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