You probably woke up this morning thinking “forget global colding, child poverty, gender equality . . .

In 100 years, only 39 professional cyclists have completed all three Grand Tours . . .

“I’ve decided to change,” he ­shouted at me above the noise of the engines . . .

You all know where Amelia Island is . . .

Things are pretty crook out there in motor land . . .

What’s going on? The credibility of the whole classic car universe is at stake . . .

You and I know we’ve been missing out . . .

Happy Australia Day. Now that’s over, let’s get on to serious issues . . .

I’m sorry but you are going to have to pay attention today . . .