I bet you woke up this morning thinking “I’m really pumped, it’s only 35 more sleeps to the ­election”. . .

We Australians own 19.5 million cars, which is not bad given there are only 25 million of us . . .

I now have definite, scientific evidence that the world has gone completely mad . . .

What happened to Ferrari last weekend?

You probably woke up this morning thinking “forget global colding, child poverty, gender equality . . .

In 100 years, only 39 professional cyclists have completed all three Grand Tours . . .

“I’ve decided to change,” he ­shouted at me above the noise of the engines . . .

You all know where Amelia Island is . . .

Things are pretty crook out there in motor land . . .