I’m sorry but you are going to have to pay attention today . . .

It’s not unpleasant particularly when you’re at the Arizona Biltmore Resort & Spa . . .

I bet you had a great new year celebration with laughing, drinking, talking, dancing and staggering . . . 

I don’t know about you but I get pretty freaked out in country towns. People walk by, smile and say hello . . .

I actually think it was the biggest day in sport since Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem . ..

Santa John here with our annual list of gift suggestions for everyone, whether they’ve been naughty or nice . . .

Unless there are photos and videos we don’t know about, Bill Shorten will be prime minister by June . . 

There’s nothing better in a rally than to smell smoke and know it’s someone else’s car that’s on fire . . .

Hands up if you've heard of Marilyn Monroe . . .

Look, I don’t want to unduly worry you (well, any more than this column does every week) but I think all the signs are showing that the rapture, the end of the world and the apocalypse are pretty well on the way.

Friends, it was action all the way to the finish yesterday afternoon on Princess Wharf on the HOBART waterfront. In the final stages one car rolled, about for four found walls and nearby farms, the Lambo that went into the cow paddock yesterday and a Ferrari both were disqua...

Friends, you think you know excitement. You were excited when the Saints went into the 2010 grand final against Collingwood and then less excited when they drew. You were excited when you turned 21 only to be less excited when you realised you had to pretend to be responsib...

Friends, at 7.41am yesterday morning we decided to give the other 140 entrants a chance. Yes we decided to stop the starter motor working so we had to push start the might 1990 BMW 3 series (it celebrates its 30th birthday in 2020…30 car years is the equivalent of 193 huma...

Friends, you know the feeling when too much excitement is barely enough? Today was one of those days. Apart from a Ferrari missing a left hand turn 50 meters from the start and going straight into the lush Tasmanian trees, and a Lambo just running off the road

Firiends, the Weekend Australia Rally Team (WART) is competing in this year’s Targa Tasmania. This is basically the Shitbox Rally Team in a better car.